your mamma is so fat that when she got into a monster truck it turned into a low rider

Yo mommas like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows

yo mama so poor,I saw her walking with One shoe and I asked "lost a shoe?"
She replied with "nope,just found one!"

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PLAY ''GOTCHA NOSE'' WITH VULDEMORT

Yo mamas so fat she eats cereal with a shovel

Your mama's so ugly even bob the builder said "I can't fix that."

yo mamma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live!

Yo mama so stupid,she brought a lipstick
To a makeup test.

yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a wireless controller.

Yo Momma is so fat that her photos are clicked from a satellite.