your mamma is so fat that when she got into a monster truck it turned into a low rider

Yo mommas like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows

yo mama so poor,I saw her walking with One shoe and I asked "lost a shoe?"
She replied with "nope,just found one!"

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PLAY ''GOTCHA NOSE'' WITH VULDEMORT

Yo mamas so fat she eats cereal with a shovel

Yo mama so stupid,she brought a lipstick
To a makeup test.

yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a wireless controller.

Your mama's so ugly even bob the builder said "I can't fix that."

yo mamma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live!

Yo Momma is so fat that her photos are clicked from a satellite.