Yo mommas so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon.

Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a park car

Yo Mamma so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put sheets on the pacific ocean.

yo momma so fat she could fit king kong under her ass

Yo Momma so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck!

Yo mamma so fat when she went out side in a yellow rain jacket and the kids yelled the school bus is here

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection

Yo mama so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain

Yo Mamma is so fat, when she wen't in the elevator she press Up it wen't down!

Yo momma so fat she makes Free Willy look like a goldfish