Your momma's so fat she comes from both sides of the family

Yo Momma is so black, she used to get marked absent in Night School.

yo momma so poor she uses cheerios for earings

yo momma so ugly that she scare blind people

Yo'mama so ugly she gave Fredy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma so stupid, she traded her car for gasoline money.

Yo Momma so fat that when she sat on a ipod it turned into a ipad.

Yo momma is like a tv even a 2 year old can turn her on

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn

Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry