Yo momma so stupid she
stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Yo Momma so fat she got more crack than a drug dealer

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

yo mama so white she makes casper look black

Yo momma so fat when someone told her it was chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl

Yo mommas so ugly that when you play Mortal Kombat scorpion says stay over there.

Yo Momma is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away!

yo momma is so old she left her purse on noahs arc

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras