yo momma's so ugly she gave slenderman nightmares

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo Momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mamma is just like a mosquito; you have to slap her so she stops sucking

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

Yo mama so hairy,she has afros on her nipples

Yo Momma so ugly Even barney didn't say I love You

Yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Yo mamas so hairy chewbacca popped out of her ass saying its a jungle in here.