Yo momma is so black she went to night school and was marked absent

Yo mammas so fat when she went skydiving she caused a solar eclipse

yo momma is like a vacuum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet

Yo momma so dumb she got fired from a blow job

Yo momma's so fat even Nationwide could cover her side.

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo momma so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw that Twinkie

yo moma so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven

Yo momma so stupid, she tried climbing mountain dew

Yo momma is so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

Yo Momma stupid she thought cracker barrel was an insane asylum for white people