Yo mama so fat she needs 5hr energy to sit

Yo Momma stupid she thought cracker barrel was an insane asylum for white people

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo Momma like a pool table, she takes in balls of every color.

Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.

Yo mama so dumb she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.