Yo mama so dumb she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

Yo mommy's so fat that they had to use google earth to take her photo

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Yo Momma is so fat, when she stepped onto to a scale it said, "ONE PERSON AT TIME PLEASE!"

Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.