Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet

Yo Momma so ugly, her birth certificate came with an apology letter from a condom factory.

Yo Momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Momma so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo momma so nasty when i asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs

Yo Momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Yo Momma so stupid, she tried committing suicide by jumping out a window in the basement.

Yo Momma so ugly, Santa came down the chimney and said "Ho! Ho! Holy sh*t!"

Yo Momma so ugly, even Bob the Builder said, ''Holy f*ck! We can't fix that!''