Yo Momma so ugly, even Bob the Builder said, ''Holy f*ck! We can't fix that!''

Why is Jamie suck a fat asshole? HE WAS ADOPTED

Boy: how long is your pickle?
Other boy: which one my
Lunch or the one by my legs?

Kevin Webster

DO YOU KNOW THAT EVERY ONE WHO POST ON HER IS FLIPPIN UNDER THE AGE OF 15 ( LIKE ME ) MOF ;)

Dominic Guzzo is a pussy ha!!!!!

man : Are your parents still together?
Guy : 'No' man : When did they split up?
Guy : 'last night' man : 'Oh so I banged her before the divorce ... sorry'
Two weeks later it was the mans funeral

vote this as kickass if you LOVE rihanna, one direction, rita ora, demi, selena, justin, ari, beyonce, katy, or any other celebs
vice versa wanna see how may people are STUPID
lol thnx :P

Boy: Baby you thirsty?? :-P
Girl:ya
Boy:okay......zip
Girl:mmmmmm

goob is a fgot he lookslike a rabit goob is so weak he cant bend a wet noodle