goob is a fgot he lookslike a rabit goob is so weak he cant bend a wet noodle

Boy: What does the fox say?
Girl: Go-go-go-go f*ck yourself, in the-in the f*cking corner
And leave me the f*ck alone. That's what the fox say! -_-

joe & kate drving in a car. the car goes bump bump they gohump hump!

*Insert Sexual Intercourse Joke*

A boy saw his mum and dad having sex and they told him they were making sandwiches. The next morning the boy says to his parents 'You made a mess with the mayo !!!'

The catholic church teaches to swallow before you chew. george margevicious learned this the hard way.

Whats big hard and throbbing?
my head after "that kind" of party but which one? ;)

You: do you like tapes and CD's?

Friend: ya why?

You: good because you're going to CD's nuts when I tape my dick to your face!

What grows in your hands when u hold it ? This Dicckkkk

Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
It's because their balls afall over their butt-hole, which causes a vapor lock