Boy: Wanna hear a story about my dick, wait, it's too long.(:
Girl: Wanna hear a story about my pussy, wait, you'll never get it.
Boy: Bitch... -__-
Girl: (:

a kid has a shower with his mom and says dont look up so he does and said mommy whats that the mum said the garage sweetie
the next day the kid has a shower with his dad and the dad said dont look up so he did and he said whats that daddy the dad said the harley
that night the kid sleeps in his mom and dads bed and the dad comes in a says copme on time to move i have to park the harley in the garage and the little boy said i just did that daddy

I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.

girl:wats up

boy:the sky

girl:reallyy

boy:nope my dick

What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
Single.

I know a gay couple that says that they hate using condoms because, when they do, they can't feel shit.

Roses are tits
Violets are tits
I like tits
Tits?

Why was the snooker table laughing? Because a man put his hand down its pocket and tickled its balls!

what do gay guys and boats have in common?

a but load of see men!

Which organ in the female body remains warm after death? My cock.