If ms. pacman will eat balls for 25 cents will she suck dick for a dollar.

Me: I did a dime for some pretty nasty shit
Girl: And whats that?
Boy: Your mom

I'm not saying she's a slut but she has a membership from deep throat sea.

wanna know my favorite beverage?
Mount and Do

go ahead,
call the cops,
see who cums first

what is the differance between butter and a blonde? Butter is harder to spread.

Me: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Her: Umm there's 26...

Me: Oh I forgot uraqt...

Her: *unzips dress*

Whats wrong with 6.9?

its a good thing ruined by a period

son- dad you remember your first pussy lick?

dad- yes

son- what did the toungh feel like?

dad- go f*ck your self

There was once a plumber and a housewife. The housewife said "okay you finished cleaning my pipes now get to work on that sink".