wanna know my favorite beverage?
Mount and Do

go ahead,
call the cops,
see who cums first

what is the differance between butter and a blonde? Butter is harder to spread.

Me: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Her: Umm there's 26...

Me: Oh I forgot uraqt...

Her: *unzips dress*

A mom and her little girl walk in the park and they see two teenagers having sex in the bushes (liitle girl)Mommy mommy what are the doing (Mom)there just making a cake.
Next Day the go to the zoo and they see two monkeys having sex (llittle girl) Mommy mommy what are they doing (Mom) there making a cake
That Night she goes into her parents room and wakes them up (little girl) i know you and Daddy were making a cake on the couch today.(Mom) How do you know that (little girl) Because i licked the icing.

If ms. pacman will eat balls for 25 cents will she suck dick for a dollar.

Me: I did a dime for some pretty nasty shit
Girl: And whats that?
Boy: Your mom

Whats wrong with 6.9?

its a good thing ruined by a period

son- dad you remember your first pussy lick?

dad- yes

son- what did the toungh feel like?

dad- go f*ck your self

There was once a plumber and a housewife. The housewife said "okay you finished cleaning my pipes now get to work on that sink".