what do you call a prostitute that likes fishing?
A Hooker!

If you see a whore on the street.

"What job centre did you go to?"

"F*uck of!"

"Oh, is that what they told you?"

There where 2 lost men that came along a house. They rang the door bell as a man came out and offered them to sleep the night. One of the men slept in the barn with the mans daughters and the other man slept inside the house. The next morning the man asked how they slept and the man that slept with the girls in the barn said, " I was like a bunny. I jumped from hole to hole!"

dashing through the grass.
im comming to rape your ass.

What does a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common? Well first they're expensive and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

*The girl gets out of the shower*

Girl: "Baby, I shaved my pussy u know what that means!" ;)

Boy: " Yeah, the f*cking drain is clogged again....."

Q: What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
A: You can unscrew the lightbulb, but you can't unscrew the pregnant woman.

Guy:" Wanna here a joke about my penis?"
Girl:"ok"
Guy:Gross you f*cking pervert why do you want to hear a joke about my penis?"
Girl:"Cause It will be to short XD

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasaurus! (Mega sore ass)

Boy: I got My dick sucked last night!
Other Boy : Nigga I get More Head than a pillow