What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men usually miss all three.

Jack & Sophie went for a walk in the park, jack feeling horny and starts to feel her fanny,
Sophie says ill be right back i need a pee,
Jack un-able to resist sticks his hands in a twist,
feels something hanging, Jack asks "you had a sex change"
she replies "no pass me a leaf im taking a shit"

Let's settle this argument like adults.
In the bedroom, naked.

How are priests and McDonalds hamburgers the same? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex. Not the whole entire relationship.

Sex is like MathS, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!

A girl and a boy are in a room. The boy asks the girl if she has any irish in her. She says no. He begins to take off his pants and says
"Ya want some"

I hear if a woman has a tongue ring, she'll probably suck your dick, and if a guy has a tongue ring... he'll probably suck your dick too.

there will be 8 planets left.
after i destroy URANUS.

No YouPorn... I do not want to play poker, I'm at work.