Best way to answer the phone:
"Bob's whore house, you got the doe we got the hoe, how may I help you?"

Girl: What's up?!

Boy: I'll tell you whats up if you sit on it

Girl: Screw you.
Me: When?
Girl: Ugh! Asshole!
Me: I said when not where.

What's the difference between my dick and a flower? Nothing, their both for your mom.

69% of people will automatically find what's wrong with this sentence.

If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the f*ck up

What did the vagina say to the penis.



So do you cum here often

What's does a slut and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They swallow alot of semen

One sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. This means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in 3 seconds... and you thought 4G was fast.

I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina has been used more than Google.