Rick Ross: I had to hustle to get to the top. You know, carry those bricks.
Police Officer: Oh, hey William. I havent seen you since the police academy.

kn:the rock:who is that girl singing on the radio?
girl: that is not a girl thats justin bieber

Morgan Freemen narrioated his own death.

If Ben Roethlisberger were a pastry, he'd be a turnover!

Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.

Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.

What family tradition did Robert Kardashian start when he helped get O.J. Simpson acquitted?



Kardashians getting black men off!

How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?



A- you "poke her face"

Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?