Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm

What's the difference between Tiger woods and Santa??



Santa stops at 3 hoes

All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.

Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.
Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.

When did the VMA'S turn into Viewing Miley's Ass?

Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA

Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?