Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.



Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

"I'm so good at cooking, even the fire alarm is cheering me on." - Blonde

There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits?

The blonde....she's 18.

There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.

How do you keep a Blonde busy? Give the Blonde a piece of paper that has the words 'Turn Over' on both sides!

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
'Cause she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

a blonde walks into a shop and asks how much is that t.v in the back.
shopkeeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes.
the blonde went away and died her hair brown and went back the very next day and asked again.
the shop keeper says sorry i dont serve blondes.
the blonde went away and died her hair blue and went back the next day and asked one last time.
the shop keeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes.
the blonde asks how can you tell that im blonde?
the shop keeper replies thats not a T.V thats a microwave.

Why can't a blonde dial 911 .....
She can't find the 11

A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver,
Officer: Can i see your drivers license?
Driver: yeah i think i have one of those, what does it look like?
Officer: It's rectangle is shape and has your face on it.
Driver: Oh, okay, *pulls out mirror*, here you go.
Officer: *looks at reflection*, I'm sorry ma'am, i didn't know you were an officer of the law, you may carry on.

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows... "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster.

When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?" The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.

"Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together....the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"