Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.

chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move.

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.

If you rate this kickass Chuck Norris will round-house kick One Direction off the face of the earth. If you rate this lame... Chuck... will...find you.....

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Why can't white people swim?

because crackers get soggy when wet!

what do u call a black person on a churck? holy shit ohhhhhh burnn haha get it

Knock knock.
who's there
interrupting dyslexic atheist cow
interrupting dyslexic ath...
Moo there is no dog!