How tall is the tallest arab in the world?
9'11''.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew?



You get the back of the oven.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza In a oven?

The pizza doesn't scream.

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer...

Why did they fired the blond from the m&m factory? Cuz she kept througing away all the w's

What's the difference between a bench and a black man?
A bench can support a family

Whats the difference between a black Jew and white Jew?
The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber.

Why are the mexican and the black man friends?The border police hadn't shot one yet

What kind of pizzas did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.