Q:What kind of cans are found in Mexico?
A:Mexicans

What is the difference between a Jewish person and a pizza





Pizzas don't scream when they are in the oven

how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none they just beat the room becouse its black.

Why don't black people dream? Cause we shot the last one that did.

Iam not racist

Racism is a crime

and crime is for niggers

How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - You pull up her sleeve.

Why don't Mexicans cook out? Because they can't figure out how to stop the beans from falling through the grill.

whats long & black ?
the unemployment line

Why was the jew jealous of the pizza?
Because it came out of the oven

how do you now when a asian has been in your house? the mother f*cker ate your pet