Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

Why do nigger's have nightmares?because the last one that had a dream got shot

How can u tell if i black girls pregnant. Stick a banana up her vagina see if a monkey grabs it

I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp

What is the differance between jews and pies?
pies dont scream when you put them in the oven

How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Stick velcro sticker on the top of the ceiling!

What do you call a wallet a black guy finds and returns to its owner?
Empty.

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do u say when u see a tv floating in a dark room drop it nigga!!!