What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

I'm not racist. My shadow is black

Q:what's the worst thing your wife can say during sex?
A:Honey I'm home

How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao
-only Juan

It's so easy to tell when a white person is mad cause they turn different colors like fruity pebbles.

whats faster than a black person stealing your car? him driving away in it

I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He tells me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up bro!

I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.

what's the difference between Harry Potter & the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber.

What do you do if you see your TV floating?
say " DROP IT NIGGA"
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!