How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence

I know violence is not the best way to solve things, but when a nigga takes my KFC, I intend to get it back.

What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.

Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler

What did god say when he made the first black man?
Damn I burnt that one.

Q: What's the difference between a black person and a tire?
A: The tire doesn't sing when you slap the chains on it.

how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?

Hang one in the front

How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?

Throw them a basketball.

Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?



A: Borders

What do you call 100 million black dudes swimming in the beach?

Oil spill.