what are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house

Whats long and Black?? The KFC line..

What's the difference between a Black person and a park bench?

a park bench can support a family

I love black people, I think everyone should own one

Why don't sharks eat black people?

They think its whale shit.

How do you tell when time is reversing?

When a Jew drops a coin on the ground

what do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
crime fighter

why is there cotton in pill bottles?????
to remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers

what do you call a bunch of white peope in a elevator?

A box of crakers

what do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames

a fire cracker.