whats the difference between Jews and boy scouts?

Boy scouts made it out of camp...

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

What is a black persons's worst fear ?
Child Support

Why do white families go to black yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

What is the difference between a nigger, and a pizza?



The pizza can feed a family of 4

A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.

When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"

God responds, "You are what you are"

The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.

One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"

The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"

Why did the dog cross the road?
To get away from the asians.

What's long and hard for a black man?



The first grade !

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east? Because there is a Target on every corner.

Why do most black men cry during sex?
Pepper spray.