Why is aspirin white?

Because it has to work

Q: how long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

A: 9 months

3 men walk into a bar; A Russian, an American, and a Mexican. They all order a beer and sit down to drink. The Russian drinks his beer first then throws it out the window. The bartender asked him why did he throw out his beer, the Russian said he had a lot of those in his country. The Mexican drinks his beer and throws it out the window too. The bartender asked again, "why did you throw it out the window?''. The Mexican said he had a lot of those in his country. The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out the window. The bartender asked the same question again. The American said "I have a lot of THOSE in my country!"

Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future

What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?

He hit his nose.

What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?

A daycare knows when it has children.

How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street

Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?

What's Mexicans favorite video game
Borderlands

How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?



Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!!!