How do you tell if a black chick is pregnant?

If she pulls out a tampon and all of the cottons picked.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

a 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers

Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?



- He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death

Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?

Because there were only 2 vans.

What do you call a black guy in a suit?...

Guilty

Me: Staring contest. Go!

Me: O.O

Friend: -.-

Me: I win! You blinked! Haha

Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Your Bike

What do you do if you see your T.V floating in mid air at night?

Yell "Drop it!"

What do you do when your fridge floating in mid air at night?

Run like hell because that's one big black dude!

To all you bro's out there

*Brofist*

Me: why are all black people fast

Friend: idk why?

Me: Cause all the slow ones are in jail

Why does Beyoncè sing "To the left"?

Because black people have no rights.