Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?

He always burns the franks.

I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." but I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?

Twix...

What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?

BEAN DIP

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?

Trustworthy

What do you call an Asian billionare
Cha Ching

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road?



There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?

Out dated farm equipment.

What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ?
The elevator can raise a child.

What does NBA stand for NIGGAS BOUCING AROUND