Once you go asian you never miss an equation

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?

Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.

When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?

Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?

The Cop

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because TV are getting bigger

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?

- A Avalanche



What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?

- A mudslide



What do you call Black people running down a hill?

- Jail break

What do a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.