Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought it was miracle to have you born

Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone

Yo mamas like a nail always gets hammered

Yo momma so fat, she was the ice burg in titanic.

Yo Momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.

Yo Momma so stupid when she went for a blood test she asked if she could have time to study

Yo Momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "Sorry, one at a time please."

Yo Momma so fat, when she had a sex with her husband she suffocated him.

yo mama is so ugly when she went in a haunted house she came out with a application

yo mama so fat it took her three years to get to the next corner