yo momma is so fat her belt size is equater

yo momma so dumb she tripped over the wireless phone

Yo Momma is so fat, when I killed her in Call of Duty, I got a five kill-streak.

I did a marathon yesterday. Two laps around yo momma!

Yo mammas so fat she caused the Challenger rocket to fall

Yo mamma Is so ugly she maid an onion cry

yo mamma's so poor she hangs used toilet paper up to dry! :)

yo mommma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arreseted for public nudity!

Yo Mamma SOOOOOOO fat, when she farted, she caused Global Warming!

Yo mamma so dumb se sat on the tv and watched the couch