Yo momma so fat the earth thought that there was a new planet

Yo mamas so poor when I walked in the front door I tripped out the back

Yo mamas like a hardware store two cents for a screw

Yo mama is so fat her waist size is the equator

Yo mommy is so poor she can't even pay attention

yo mammas so fat when she dresses in green in tokyo and the japenese say "ahh it godzilla"

Your momma's so stupid that she got trapped in a grocery store and staved to death

Yo momma so ugly she froze ice and burned the sun

Yo momma so stupid when someone said blowjob she started blowing for 5 hours thinking she would get money

your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry.