yo momma so fat when she got into the elevator it went down instead of up...

Yo Momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her as the new world

Yo Momma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven

Yo Momma so fat when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets

Yo Momma so fat when she walked onto the diving board the lifeguard said to your dad, "Sorry, you can't park here."

yo mama is so fat her belly buttion gets home 15 minutes before she does!!!

Yo Momma so fat... when she went bungie jumping.....THE BRIDGE BROKE!

Yo Momma is so ugly she's the reason the Great Wall of China exists in the first place.

Girl: It's a shame your here.
You: It's a shame you look just like your mom.

Yo Moma So Fat She Left The House In Heels, And Came Back In Flats...