Yo Momma's so fat that when she put on a yellow shirt a kid yelled," Hey! there's the school bus!"

Yo momma so fat even Jesus can't lift her soul

Yo momma teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momma so hairy that she make Bigfoot look bald!

Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died

yo momma is like a hockey player...







she changes pads every 3 periods

Yo Momma is like a hockey player she only showers after 3 priods.

Yo mama’s vagina is so hairy when she had you,it took 5 indiana jones to find you.

yo momma is so stupid he got trapped into a food store and she starved to death

your mom is like subway everybody eat fresh