yo momma is so fat when she steped on the scales it said to be continued

Your mams like a doorknob, Everybody gets a turn

yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang "We are family"

yo mama like a piece of chicken fat greasy and everyone had a piece of her

Yo mama forehead so big when she sleeps her dreams are like movies

Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money

Yo Momma is so skinny, she uses a bandage as a MAXI pad.

yo mamma so stupid we caught her looking over a glass wall.

Yo mama so stupid she saw a bus filled with white people and said " Stop that twinky !"