Your mama so stupid she thought her vagina was a coin slot

Yo Momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

your moma is so poor the ducks through bread at her

Yo Momma so short she hang glide with Dorito's.

Your mum is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

Yo Momma so poor, when you asked her for a nickel, she said: "Boy, if i had a nickel we'd be living in a REAL box.

yo momma's so stupid she tried to climb mountain-dew

Yo Momma so fat she left the house wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops

Yo momma So damn fat She thought Addidas stand For [All Day I Dream About Snickers]

Your mom is so fat, when i tried to drive around her on a full tank, i ran out of gas halfway.