ya mommas so fat she went out with a waterproff yellow coat on and people kept shouting taxi

Yo mama so fat that when God said "let there be light" He asked her to move.

Your mom's so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth!!!

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale

yo momma so poor when i asked her what was for dinner she pulled out a shotgun an said the next person that moves

Yo Momma is so poor that birds throw her bread

Yo mama is like a vacuum, you turn her on, she sucks and blows, then gets laid in the closet

Yo Momma so ugly her pillow cries at night

Your mamma is so stupid when she looked at her reflection in the window she said who the hell are you

Yo Momma is so fat, her belly button makes it 15 mins before she does.