Yo momma so poor at her house they have to eat cereal with a fork to preserve milk.

yo mama so dumd she put makeup on her forhead just to make up her mind

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!

your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, then comes back for more.

Yo mama so ugly,the automatic open doors
Didn't open for her.

Yo mama so ugly,people pay her to keep
Her clothes on at a stripping club.

Yo Momma is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone!

yo mama so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out the toilet

yo mamma is so stupid,she thought chris brown was a colour.

Yo Momma so dumb, she sold her car to pay for gas money.