Yo mama so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning!

Your mom so old I slapped her on the back then her tits fell off

Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mamma so fat the Satellite people where wondering why there was two Africa's.

Yo mama so fat when I killed her in call of duty it said five kill streak

Yo momma so stupid when you asked for an xbox 360 for your birthday, she put an x on a cardboard box, spinned it around, and said happy birthday

Yo momma so fat she has to buy three airline tickets.

yo momma is so poor people break into her house and leave her money

Yo momma so ugly even lady goga didn't want to poker face...

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason the snow melts