yo mamma is so old she used to babysit jesus

Girl: "Bitch!"
You:Do I look like your mom to you?

Yo mamma's so stupid, when she was being chased by cops, she called 911.

Yo Momma so fat the Superbowl is only for her breakfast...

yo mamma is so fat she does not even fit in this joke

you moma is so old that she has jesus in her year book

what do you call a black man on top of a church



holly shit

Yo momma is so fat that the National Weather Service has to name her farts.

Yo momma is so ugly her shadow ran away

You mama's so FAT even Dora couldn't explore her!!!