Yo Momma is so fat, her first period made the Red Sea

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said i want ur weight not your phone number.

Yo Mama so black that when the cops shot at her at night the bullets come back for flashlights.

Yo mamma so stupid she bought a puzzle and returned it because it was broken.

Yo momma so fat she walked past my house and I missed 1year of light

yo momma so ugly, she's the reason Waldo is hiding

Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea

Yo mamas so fat she eats cereal with a shovel

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PLAY ''GOTCHA NOSE'' WITH VULDEMORT