yo mama so poor,I saw her walking with One shoe and I asked "lost a shoe?"
She replied with "nope,just found one!"

Yo mommas like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows

your mamma is so fat that when she got into a monster truck it turned into a low rider

yo mamma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live!

Your mama's so ugly even bob the builder said "I can't fix that."

yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a wireless controller.

Yo mama so stupid,she brought a lipstick
To a makeup test.

Yo Momma is so fat that her photos are clicked from a satellite.

Yo Mamma so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put sheets on the pacific ocean.

Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a park car