Yo mommas so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon.

Yo mamma so fat when she went out side in a yellow rain jacket and the kids yelled the school bus is here

Yo Momma so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck!

yo momma so fat she could fit king kong under her ass

Yo momma so fat she makes Free Willy look like a goldfish

Yo Mamma is so fat, when she wen't in the elevator she press Up it wen't down!

Yo mama so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection

yo mommas so fat, everytime she falls in love she breaks it

Yo mama so stupid she made a appointment with dr.pepper