Yo Momma is so black, she used to get marked absent in Night School.

Your momma's so fat she comes from both sides of the family

yo momma so stupid she puts a ruler in her bed to see how long she sleeps

Yo momma so stupid, she traded her car for gasoline money.

Yo momma is like a tv even a 2 year old can turn her on

Yo Momma so fat that when she sat on a ipod it turned into a ipad.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo Momma so fat she got more crack than a drug dealer

Yo momma so stupid she
stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry