Yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Yo Momma so ugly Even barney didn't say I love You

Yo mama so hairy,she has afros on her nipples

yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

Yo mamma is just like a mosquito; you have to slap her so she stops sucking

Yo Momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mamas so hairy chewbacca popped out of her ass saying its a jungle in here.

Yo mammas so fat when she went skydiving she caused a solar eclipse

Yo momma is so black she went to night school and was marked absent