yo momma is like a vacuum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet

yo moma so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo momma so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw that Twinkie

Yo momma's so fat even Nationwide could cover her side.

Yo momma so dumb she got fired from a blow job

Yo momma is so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

Yo momma so stupid, she tried climbing mountain dew

Yo mama so fat she needs 5hr energy to sit

Yo mama is so stupid!!!! she yelled into a envelope bcuz she was trying to send a VOICEMAIL...

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high