Yo mama so fat she got arrested for ten pounds of crack.

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Yo mommy's so fat that they had to use google earth to take her photo

your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo Momma so dumb, she tried to return a doughnut that had a hole in it.

Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo Momma is so fat, when she stepped onto to a scale it said, "ONE PERSON AT TIME PLEASE!"

Yo mammas just like a video game...

Rated E for everyone.