yo momma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!

Yo mommas so ugly at the strip club she got paid to keep her clothes on

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list

Yo momma so fat, she broke the branch in her family tree!

Yo mama so dumb when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said "What movie are we going to see?"

Yo Mommas breath is so bad i called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection.

yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.

Yo Momma be a bowling ball; She be round and heavy, gets three fingers stuck into her, and be thrown in the gutter, but she just comes rolling back fo' more.